Jason is the kind of writer who occasionally comes up with a line or two that aligns your karma in a cosmic Magic 8 Ball sort of way. His work may even give you the random "Wow. That might actually make sense if I was on pain medication." And he’ll occasionally surprise you with a profound message . . . but any actual profound message usually occurs by complete accident, or after loads and loads of beer.

Yet, after all this, he has never been knighted by the English royalty. Nope. Not once.

Stupid monarchs.

But enough said. Welcome to Jason’s Web site. Take a few of his columns for a test drive, laugh at the way you can see his scalp through what’s left of his hair, send him an e-mail to tell him what you think about him and yes, oh, yes, sign up for his e-mail newsletter.